Monday, September 15, 2008

Internet Created By The Devil

Another coupe for Google Ads:

"Pakistan Girls - www.Pronto.com - Find Pakistan Girls In Photos at Great Prices."

Monday, July 28, 2008

OMFG

After last night, is a better tagline for "Mad Men" than for "Gossip Girl."  Devastatingly great.  I may never write again. . .

Monday, July 21, 2008

The Homeless Are The Future

Seen a few days ago: A couple of homeless men comparing Ipod selections.  "You've got some good stuff on here," one said.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Sadly, he's not the oldest Hannah Montana fan

In front of me at the pharmacy last night, a fiftyish Asian gentleman read the "Spotlight on Miley Cyrus" issue of People, paying special attention to the photo spreads. . . for a full 20 minutes.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

I know I'm in LA

Because my barber was on the phone negotiating a production deal while he cut my hair.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Withoutaclue

Withoutabox, aka WAB, aka the absolute most frustrating method of submitting a screenplay to a contest.  

"Project Website" as a category for a screenplay?  Really?
Additional contests are not listed alphabetically?  Really?

Terrible.

Monday, June 9, 2008

a not win is not a loss

I did not win this latest contest.  Working TV writer Doug Molitor continues to do quite well with his "Guard #3" script, though.  

In fact, many working writers win these contests, along with previously working writers who win fellowships.  Is it right that I have to compete with these people?  Of course I know it is, since they had to face the same odds.  

And besides, I'm better. . .